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Introducing…Jacqui Potato

Jacqui Potato, aka Jacqueline Pomme de Terre, when on clandestine missions in Paris, is a timeless carbohydrate beauty. She wears parfum de ‘Chip Shop’, sending her victims into a state of drooling delirium. Casting carbohydrate spells, her hands shoot mashed potato and she is always armed with her trusty spud gun. Today she has three […]