“After Mean Girls I was like, ‘I can’t follow a role as daring as Damian with something cheesy.’ So I played a backwood Louisiana rapist in I Spit On Your Grave. You don’t get much more disgustingly straight than that.”

Whether it’s celebrating Mean Girls’ 10th Anniversary, posting a Sam Smith parody or starring in the upcoming second season of HBO’s Looking, Danny Franzese is a busy boy.

So we thought we’d chat to him and see just what exactly a typical day holds for him. Find out in Issue 2…