We’ve been sitting on this interview for a week but sadly that doesn’t mean we’ve been sitting on Brady Shewell‘s beardy face. Otherwise we’d have been sitting on it a lot longer than a week, honey, okkkkrrr?! Find out what’s behind the beard below.
Are there any fully naked photos of you on the interweb?
Have you been looking at my Tumblr??? I am not ashamed to say there are, they’re all very “tasteful”…well most of them anyway. I don’t understand how people take hole pics, like I’m an ex-dancer and I swear I can’t contort my body to take one.
Who is your weird celebrity crush?
I don’t really get crushes on celebrities, but I swear, if Dame Helen Mirren said to me, “How’s about it?” I would be all for it. Have you seen Red and Red 2? Just her machine gunning, sniper riffling and karate chopping her way through bad guys, such a sexy minx. Actually come to think of it the Dames like Dench, Smith, powerful, graceful, beautiful women I seem to really have a thing for…I guess one might think that’s weird.
When did you last have someone’s toe in your mouth?
Many years ago I decided I was going to get real saucy with a one night stand and give the old toe sucking a go. Turns out, I’m not really all that into feet – well his weren’t exactly pedicured and they smelt. The only toes that have been in my mouth since have been my own, you know when you can’t find the nail clippers and you just need to get that hang nail – that’s perfectly ok, right?
What is your favourite pizza?
My favourite pizza is double mushroom, double cheese on thin and crispy with BBQ sauce from Domino’s. It’s just so simple and so damn tasty.
What is the one porn clip you’ll always come back to?
I’m digging anything with Austin Wilde at the moment, but one clip I will watch over and over is Colby Jansen and Dirk Caber flip fucking in scene 1 of Son Swap by Men.com. I really love flip fucks I like seeing the top get some of the D too.
We don’t believe in musical guilty pleasures but if you had to have one what would it be?
I don’t believe in them either, but I love an 80’s pop power ballad, or anything 80’s really – there is something about that era of music – tacky, cheesy and deliciously addictive pop. Boy meets Girl, “Waiting for a Star to Fall” is my current obsession. Also the Scarface soundtrack is an absolute must listen, God there is some crackers on that one – Elizabeth Daily “Shake it Up” – those of you who’ve played GTA Vice City will know what I’m talking about.
We hear you had a distinct goal in mind when you went to see Angela Lansbury on stage. Did she ever errr…sign your tits?
God I really do have a thing for older women – I’m actually devastated to say that she didn’t. A friend of my mine had press passes to see her after a performance of Driving Miss Daisy (which was fucking brilliant!!!). I did get to be in close proximity of her but I just couldn’t even talk I was gushing so much just completely and utterly star struck. Such a talented woman.
What’s your favourite part of a man’s body?
I love bellies! Big beary bellies or toned guys with a paunchy belly drive me wild.
What is the story behind your Instagram name @rose-marychicken?
If I ever were to do drag my friend and I wanted to do a show together. We have obviously thought about it way too much (we have whole back stories and everything) but it was going to be a vaudevillian cooking show and we wanted food related names hence Rose Marychicken. My friend’s is much better “Barbara Hyrdates” – Cooking with Barb and Rose. Sadly our dreams of being on the stage didn’t come to fruition so I just used it as my Instgram name instead.
What is your favourite Mariah Carey song?
Mariah Carey touched me in 1995, not physically, but she vocally acrobated and whistle toned her way into my heart when I received a ghetto blaster for my birthday and my first cassette to go with it was Music Box. I still sashay around the bedroom to Dreamlover, but my favourite would have to be Fantasy, that really gets me going!
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