We’ve had Friday 13th. We’ve had the full moon. But there were no four horsemen of the Apocalypse. Just the breaking up of DWV (RIP). But wait, what’s this? What’s this abomination headed for our shores?!!! It’s no, it can’t be……It’s CHRISTEENE!!!!

Yes, the ‘sexually infused sewer of live rap and vile shamelessness,’ is travelling up and down the UK over the next few weeks, first stop is one of our favourite nightspots in London – Carpet Burn this Saturday at The Eagle. To see the full list head to her site.

Which women have influenced your look?
Fuggin Margot Kitter is da sheeet. I also think Shelley Duvall can eat my breakfusst any fuggin day. Dey got da stank Kavorka dat don’t die.

Where are you from originally?
I aint gotta clue wherr da fuck im frum. Some say da wind brought me in one day while da chickenz werent lookin an i took to da ground like a monster.

What do you sing about?
I juz sang whut da stank bird in my mouth tell me to sang. If I feed da bird freee food, it sangz a very pretty song. If i feed da bird whiskey it might spit on you.

What can we expect from your show at Carpet Burn? 
Dont expect shit frum me. U just brang me what u got inside that monkey box in your head an i’ll know juz whut to dooo with it.

What is your favourite Mariah Carey song?
What did u call me?